She’ll make you a magazine you can’t refuse: Today Keith Kelly reports that the dubiously-diagnosed Victoria Gotti is planning to launch a magazine called “Red Carpet Living” (not to be confused with the one contemplated by her brother, “Orange Jumpsuit Living”). Doesn’t look like it’s beyond the planning stages though. [NYP] It’s raining, it’s pouring, the September print ads are boring Simon Dumenco to tears…. Over at AdAge,Media Guy Simon Dumenco thinks Demi Moore is hot, can appreciate a topless Juliette Lewis, and does not get excited about androgynous Calvin Klein models lolling in a glamorized puddle.