Media Miscellany: 06.29.2005

It’s all abort having a classy headline: Come on, Page Six, you had “Paris to Pelvis” for God’s sake. Couldn’t you come up with something a little less bald than “ABORT-HAPPY FOLKS” for your item on Scientology spawn? You’re the Post. It falls to you to find the pun in everything. How about “Take my fetus, please!” That one always slays ’em. See – pun. [NYT – Page Six]

Vanity, vanity, all is vanity: Despite breaking the Deep Throat story and plastering the oft-Googled, much-downloaded Paris Hilton on

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