Madonna Nanny's Diary Seeks Publisher

It appears Madonna‘s is. EW.com — “ew” as we like to call it — reports that Melissa Dumas, “a woman claiming to be a former nanny for Madonna,” is currently shopping an 80-page tell-all memoir of her time inside the Madonna-Guy Ritchie household.

Sample chapters include “laundry list of alleged details pertaining to Madonna’s marriage to Ritchie, their children’s behavior, the family’s participation in Kabbalah, and the motivation behind Madonna’s decision to adopt a boy from Malawi.”