TVSpy: A man is going to jail because he pointed a laser at a TV station helicopter. This is a good lesson for those people who haven’t already figured out that anyone older than 13 shouldn’t be using a laser pointer.
Lost Remote: You can vote via Instagram for Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards. In other words, might want to stay off Instagram Sunday night.
FishbowlDC: Time’s latest issue features a story that is guaranteed to scare older guys who want to be dads one day. As if they’re not frightened enough already.