- FishbowlLA: I do wish I could hire this choir to follow me around or to announce my arrival at parties / meetings / the post office by singing my theme song. (“Thoia Thoing,” by R. Kelly. Since you asked.)
- FishbowlDC: The Onion and TBD were playing nice, but then Politico came and kicked some sand in their faces. And now everyone’s Garanimals are ruined.
- Buzzfeed: Nothing says Halloween quite like drunk ewoks doing the moonwalk and humping Al Roker.
Have a safe and happy Halloween, everyone! Please send us pictures of your costume if you happen to dress as something fun, like Anna-Winour-as-Snookie or Graydon-Carter-emerging-from-a-Chilean-mine.