James Woolcott waxes nostalgic for high-school cafeteria nutrition

James Woolcott was apparently inspired by Rush Limbaugh’s on-air outburst last week condemning Al Gore and his fellatio-inciting ilk. Woolcott uses the opportunity to write a 640-word discourse on oral sex, managing to use the word “blowjob” nine times in eight paragraphs (eleven if you count “BJ”), with prose tinged a purplish-blue as he praises their virtue and laments the cruel world wherein they are absent (“No classmates were treating them to afterschool blowjobs in high school! Nor were hot teachers like that one in Florida seducing them in parked cars.

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