(insert theme to The Karate Kid)

No matter what profession you’re in, be it some kind of design or writing farm reports, sometimes it’s hard to get inspired and keep on track, or come up with something fresh and originally, or, at the very least, something just nearly functional. But what to do when you’ve freed yourself of those two hours that consisted largely of starring off into space, you’re on your thirteenth listening of “Eye of the Tiger,” and still nothing is stirring in that brain of yours? Well, if you’re a person who writes farm reports, there’s really not much Unbeige can do for you (but stay tuned for Mediabistro’s new blog, “Cowtipping”).