Ikea Rides Our Non-Beige Coattails

Jet-lagged and delirious, we made our way into Terminal 1 at LAX early one morning only to be assaulted by what we thought was the Bad Taste Circus–outrageous orange and green stripes plastered along the wall. Turns out it was just an ad takeover by someone with pretty good taste, Ikea. The tagline, which we were not at all assaulted by, was Be Brave, Not Beige, which we now wish we’d copyrighted back in ’86.

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