Here Is How To Advertise Yourself

It’s not work-safe, so we’ve hidden it behind a jump.

Is your website fucked up? (Web Hell)

I help folks de-fuck their websites. Some of the fucked up shit people ask/beg/pray for me to help them with includes:

# Dealing with their fucked up commerce shit that doesn’t work and never has, damn it

# Getting the fuck rid of that hideous fucking design your cousin’s neighbor did five fucking years ago

# Adding tools so you can manage all of the fucking content that has built up over the years

# Adding a fucking blog or a god-damn photo gallery or even a fucking christ-forsaken “contact us” form

# Moving sites to a new server that isn’t so fucking slow

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I’m not the cheapest guy out there, but chances are I can de-fuck your shit pretty...