Captain America is dead! We didn’t even know he’d been sick.
Madonna can’t manage to restrain her kids–first David’s not in a car seat, then Rocco’s not belted up. Wait til they learn to drive.
Antonella Barba’s thigh-high boots ain’t going to save her sorry ass.
Kevin Federline visited Britney in re-hab, probably asking for an advance on his allowance.
Tom Cruise and Katie, his baby-making-machine, were shopping for more baby crap.
Lindsay Lohan went blonde. We wish she’d get a Brazilian and then have the drapes match the carpet.