First Reviews Come in for Objectified

If you were one of the select few (see: a thousand people in very, very tight quarters) at this year’s South by Southwest to attend the premiere of Gary Hustwit‘s new film Objectified, then you are truly the envy of your peers. We can safely say this because we are envying our peers who went so much that our entire bodies have become green with the stuff (envy, we mean — though it could have also been from last night’s poorly cooked chicken).