Fear Not: Bed Bugs No Longer Menacing Time Warner Offices

For those of you who were stricken with fear and considering taking to the streets over news that the Time Warner corporate officers had been plagued with a bed bug infestation, you may rest easy. The company released a statement explaining that “as part of a routine cleaning and preventive process, it was discovered that there were bed bugs present in a small contained area within Time Warner’s offices” but that “the problem was treated by professionals and is no longer an issue.”