AllTwitter: The social networking site says it releases at least one experimental feature each day. None, it should be noted, are able to make our tweets more interesting.
TVSpy: A Philadelphia man was sentenced to five years in prison for threatening a meteorologist, so you know, just let it slide when they say it’s going to rain and it doesn’t, okay?
AllFacebook: Mark Zuckerberg is making an appearance on Capitol Hill this week. Be prepared for countless jokes involving “liking” this idea.