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• PRNewser: Hey you all you boys and girls who have plans for Memorial Day Weekend that don’t involve taking an hour long train ride alone to Coney Island where you’ll probably choke and die on a hot dog without anyone noticing, here are some tips for celebrating the holiday as someone’s weekend guest, courtesy of PR guru Susan Blond!

• FishbowlLA: Gary Coleman is dead. And I’ve only read one “different… strokes” joke on Twitter so far.

• The Awl: Here’s a list of things