Dress Your Kids in Granola

By Dorian Comment

zeta-jones2.jpgCasting call for a Catherine Zeta-Jones vehicle being shot today in Chelsea. Kids for the “background” (that’s “extras” to you and me), are told, via phone message, how to dress:

Warmly, because it’s winter. (Makes sense.)
No reds or whites or hip hop or logos. (Got it.)
Clothes also should be
    colorful (OK)
    flavorful (um, OK)
    artistic (still OK, I guess)
    new age (like crystals?)
    granola (missed that in the Spring collection)