Dreams of a 'Fashion Pope' Dashed

As a Catholic, it is this writer’s duty to always be on the lookout for ways to work in references to the Pope in everyday conversation. It’s just what we Catholics do. So, understandably, we were excited to retire the old standard when asked an obvious question: “Do I want to go to the carnival?! Is the Pope Catholic?! Of course I want to go!” with a newer, hipper version that the kids would respond to: “Does