Brad Pitt Names Child After Obscure 19th Century Designer

Ordinarily, this writer could care less about what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are naming their children (because clearly this writer is an elitist, anti-American snob). But occasionally Pitt somehow slips his head into the UnBeige venn diagram and we are all but helpless to avoid including him. So the story this time around is that one of their new kids, a boy named Knox, is apparently named after “an obscure designer called Archibald Knox,” who worked in making products out of silver and pewter and who Pitt got really into over a decade ago.