Bloomberg Confirms He’s Mulling 2016 Run

By Chris O'Shea Comment

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Michael Bloomberg has confirmed the rumor that he he’s considering running for president as an independent.

Bloomberg told the Financial Times that he was “looking at all the options” and that he’d need to start putting his name on ballots by next month.

“I find the level of discourse and discussion distressingly banal and an outrage and an insult to the voters,” said Bloomberg. He then added, of course, that he would do “a lot better.”

What a life Bloomberg has. He has so much money that he’s willing and able to flush millions down the toilet on a presidential bid that he has zero chance of winning. Not only that, but he has people (friends?) telling him he has a chance at being president and should consider it. The true definition of #blessed.

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