Bayer Takes Home 7th Win, Suspicions Are Raised

We know what you were all thinking yesterday while you were in the middle of recovering from the revelry the night before. It was, of course, “Holy hell! Did Bayer win yet another Tournament of Roses trophy?!” The answer is yes, their seventh in a row and the third time they’ve won the top honors. Do we think, like with baseball’s doping allegations, that there is some sort of underhanded trickery involved? Yes, we do.