Your Dose of Washington Times

On Friday, Hotline asked “what the effects would be if Washington Times were a drug.”

The reader feedback? “uncontrolled mooning; you’d feel like you had skinterns crawling all over you; you’d hate the hip-hop; you’d feel trapped underneath a mountain of blue blazers; it’d feel like you had something stuck in your teeth; you’d feel drunk only half the time; anal leakage; a Zoolander-like inability to turn left; nightmarish fantasies about Michele Malkin; craving for sushi; excessive quotation mark use; explosive diarrhea; paranoia; unnatural affinity to the Moon; erections lasting more than 4 hours; unnatural attraction to Ann Coulter; and mass weddings.”

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