Why Washington D.C. Gossip Sucks

But for three weeks?

WaPo‘s “The UnReliable Source” is — get a load of this — on vacation until September. In an election year. With no one at the helm of what should be the premier gossip site of Washington’s hometown newspaper.

This is, Fishbowl readers, one of the many reasons why Washington D.C. gossip sucks and why it’s vanilla infused and justifiably embarrassing like our destroyed ice cream cones above.