Why Washington D.C. Gossip Sucks

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By Piranhamous Comment

The Washington Examiner gives such a detailed account of what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ate at Charlie Palmer’s the other night that you’d think they sifted through their stool with a microscope. But the information missing from their post is about the only part of a possible story that could’ve been interesting.

They knew everything they ordered down to the wine and potato puree, but there wasn’t one word about with whom they were eating, just “a group”. Who in DC, Hollywood for the ugly, rated high enough to dine with the king and queen of Washington for the beautiful?

In the words of Twitter – #FAIL.