Who Wants Brian Wilson's Old Office?

Dear Colleagues: With curious swiftness following the good news bestowed on my officemate of the last eight years, Mr. Brian Wilson (a.k.a “The New Sheriff,” “Big Dog,” “El Jefe,” or “Da Man”), quite a number of you have expressed interest in claiming his old digs. I am inclined to attribute this not to an innate covetousness of office space lodged within the soul of every corporate apparatchik, but, rather, to my own widespread — nay, universal — popularity.