Where's Milbank?

We were shocked — shocked! — to discover that court jester Dana Milbank wasn’t on Capitol Hill yesterday for Michael Moore’s committee appearance. We fully expected a Milbank-ian treatment of Moore (something along the lines of, “Before the committee, Moore snorted in laughter 13 times, which is, oddly enough, the same number of holes in his sneakers, which Moore used to walk on air in front of the Democratic lawmakers”), but, alas…