Totally Bizarre Holiday Party Memo
Welcome to the holiday party invitation of the season. WJLA’s Tim Traylor wrote the memo to Politico/WJLA/Allbritton staff. He not only uses the word “thy” (which is just weird) but he informs partygoers that if they have or see someone having “issues” or “in distress” there is help. English translation: If you get so sloshed that you make a pass at someone’s wife, cuss out your editor or barf, please reach out for help. Okay, maybe he’s trying to say friends don’t let friends drive drunk?
Seems we missed something – will Lindsay Lohan be there?
We’ve bolded the weirdest parts so you don’t have to work too hard.
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