Today’s Daily Baller installment of from The Daily Caller‘s Mike Riggs are messages he wrote on Twitter Wednesday.
“Getting a lot of weird looks from strangers today. I wonder if it’s the short shorts or the loafers on white socks.” Oh, and the real reason? “Hahaha my fly was down!”
Note to readers: The Daily Baller (a “baller,” so we’re still clear, is a thug who has “made it” to the big time.) This won’t be daily – we don’t want to overexpose him or get him hauled in for a lecture.