We’re going way outside the box on this one. Carol Joynt, Washington blogger and author of the newly released Innocent Spouse: A Memoir, bears an uncanny resemblance to the Godfather of Heavy Metal Ozzy Osbourne. We think they’re different on a number of fronts. For instance, he has 15 tattoos, he has bitten the head off a dove and a bat and speaks in an English accent. Joynt’s more old school. She prefers the cuisine at the Ritz, where she hosts her Q & A Cafes. In 1972 she was one of three writers for Walter Cronkite on the CBS Evening News.