We don’t want to overestimate the effects of sequestration, but CNN’s Piers Morgan has been voted Britain’s third favorite nude celebrity. The survey was conducted by the online game site Wink Bingo.
When was Morgan seen nude? In a 2009 fast food promo, wherein he posed a la former Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.) wearing only a chunky gold necklace, a rug to cover his English meat and sex appeal fit for a Burger King.
And just this morning singer Justin Bieber snapped a photo of himself lying in a strikingly similar pose. Where was he? London! Bieber reportedly passed out during a concert and was rushed to a nearby hospital. Once he came to, he did what any ignorant 19-year-old dummy would do. Upload an image of his bony body to Instagram.
Today, we pair Morgan and Bieber: British brothers, at least for today.