Obama Diet Secret Revealed: Pie. Lots of Pie.

First Lady Michelle Obama is making the obligatory holiday rounds these days. Last night, she dropped by the Children’s National Medical Center to read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas to patients there. Oh. She also brought Bo, the First Family’s dog and Santa Claus. After she wrapped up her book, she decided to let the kids ask questions. If we may give FLOTUS the advice of the late W.C. Fields, “never work with children or animals.”