Morning Reading List, 07.31.06

“Well, Alison, about an hour after we got here, we found ourselves sitting on the patio of our hotel having a lunch of Stilton cheese, walnuts and Perrier.” — Tucker Carlson, living large in Lebanon, The Most, July 24

“So tonight, if–it’s quite late here; I won’t even say what time it is, but it’s very late–if we were to go out, there are places open right now?” — Tucker Carlson, looking to bar hop in Beirut, Tucker, July 25