Morning Chatter

Rolling Stone writer annoys himself

“So yeah I deleted that last tweet because I was starting to annoy myself.” — Rolling Stone‘s Michael Hastings.

HuffPost Hill‘s Eliot Nelson’s ingenious albeit violent idea: “If I could smother Twitter with a pillow right now, I would.”

Modern Journo Mysteries

“Things I don’t get: People who have ‘political junkie’ in their bio who unfollow me after I tweet exit polls.” — NJ‘s Ethan Klapper.

Editor introduces new word into zeitgeist: ‘fartknocker’

“Keep in mind kids, we must unite after primaries.