Michaele Salahi Kidnapped by Journey

Okay, there is a god and he moonlights as a writer for Lifetime movies…  Despite her skeaztastic hubby’s claims that Michaele Salahi was kidnapped and being held against her will, TMZ reports that Washington’s most delicate rose is safe and sound in the arms of another man.  So, who is this foreclosed-home-wrecker?  Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for the band Journey.  Really, no shit. #don’tstopbelieving