Wired.com’s Spencer Ackerman apparently thinks its Halloween. He has a fetish. Or else he finds banana costumes sexy.
Any way you slice it, we’re disturbed.
Coming off three weeks straight of WeinerGate, day in and day out of weiners, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer saying the word “underpants” and body parts bobbing, the timing couldn’t be better. This week CapitolRomance.com brought us the engagement shoot of Ackerman and his girlfriend Mandy prancing around the Dupont Circle farmer’s market — well, maybe prancing isn’t the perfect word, but it’s the one we’re using to depict two adults who dress up like fruit and go out in public. He’s wearing a banana. She’s wearing regular clothing.
See them kiss, hold hands, hold apples over their eyes and not at all embarrass themselves in the name of love and fruit — who does this?
Their wedding is next month. We wish them well and many Happy Halloweens.
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