Welcome to FBDC’s new feature “Hot Mess of the Week,” an award of sorts designed to celebrate a special someone who’s acted a fool in the press each week. The HMOW could be a guest on cable news, a pol, DC journo, or anyone else who’s making hot mess headlines.
Today’s HMOW is the breakout star of Anthony Weiner’s press conference yesterday – Creepy Cubicle Guy. This special snowflake reached millions of households in America while doing his best Wilson W. Wilson (*see “Home Improvement”) throughout the “happy” couple’s remarks.
We applaud you Creepy Cubicle Guy! You not only amused us with your hot-mess antics and mid-conference wardrobe change…you managed to connect our favorite 1990s sitcom with Anthony Weiner, giving a whole new meaning to “Tool Time.”