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Advice for stupid politicians

“I don’t know why these people don’t understand how to use Twitter. There’s a way to direct message someone privately and people keep tweeting to everyone. It’s like these perverted politicians. It’s like you can send a direct message, you don’t have to tell everyone you’re to f–k someone.” — E! late night talk show host Chelsea Handler on her program this week.

Designer faces wisdom teeth removal

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