Gaseous Woman for Hire

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By Betsy Rothstein Comment

Do you fear your party will be a bore? Do you want to promise guests that they’ll shriek with laughter? Have we got the party hire for you: the female straggler at NJ’s Political Pursuit event last night at the Newseum.

As everyone knows, NJ is a sophisticated operation. So when a female partygoer wandered into the event site last night and let ‘er rip as they say, the entire back few rows of guests fell into a subdued state of shock and then laughter. Then they wanted to known who she was. But to no avail. After the rude awakening, she fled to the balcony (we assume for fresh air) and then vanished.

The incident hardly ruined the event — it enhanced it.

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