Five Easy Steps to Faux Diplomacy

FishbowlDC tracked the steps His Excellency Nelson Lewis, Washington’s own Clark Rockefeller, may have taken to pull off a fake identity as the Minister Plenipotentiary for Artistic Endeavors at the Embassy of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas (The Hill‘s Christina Wilkie confirmed the fraudulent title with the embassy  here).  *Lewis has also allegedly posed as a congressman and Rolling Stone writer but his diplomatic title is by far our favorite.

Follow along and you too could move on from your job at Fox News and into an embassy in five easy steps!

Step 1 ) Purchase a URL that seems somewhat official.