Boehner Has a Crying Soulmate

Thankfully for Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), he has a brand new, teary mate in Mike Jones, the security officer who took out a gunman at a school board meeting in Panama City on Tuesday. In a choke-filled presser this morning, Jones broke down while explaining what he had to do.

“What’s this community going to think of me?” Jones asked, saying that he had spent time with his pastor. “I’m known as ‘Salvage Santa,’ this nice guy and I’ve taken someone’s life.”

Jones said being a law enforcement officer you always think about this day.