Ultimate claim to fame?
“Have not seen it yet- but I have been told that I have a quote in today’s NY Post right next to a pic of Weiner’s umm weiner.” — QGA and former Senate flack Jim Manley.
Sign of the times
“Just emailed a WH aide a question about sequestration; got an auto reply saying he’s on furlough due to sequestration.” — TPM‘s Sahil Kapur.
Flack doesn’t suck at strength training after all
“I am now headed to the gym for strength training with my trainer. I barely feel like I could lift a pencil, let alone a weight. Didn’t suck as bad as I thought I was going to! (@ Vida Fitness w/ 4 others)” — Marta, a Capitol Hill communicator.
WTF With The Week’s Matt Lewis
“Let’s be honest: If it weren’t for sex, a lot of successful men would have little incentive to show up at work, invent something, run for office — you name it. (Please don’t be mad at me for saying this. I didn’t create this truth. But it’s true nonetheless.)” — an excerpt from a new column in The Week by writer Matt Lewis, who also writers for The Daily Caller. He says that a desire to be desired in perfectly natural. Riiiight. Weiner is a perfectly natural piece of meat found in most deli departments. We couldn’t agree more (eye roll). Read the column here.
Advice from E!’s Joan Rivers: “It’s time Anthony Weiner used the talents that he’s known for, and pull himself out of the race.”
For any of you “Bachelorette” fans out there…
This is is the blog for you. It’s called Think It and it’s written by @someguyinaustin, who happens to be a funny writer whose writeups we wait for each week as does TWT‘s Emily Miller, who cracks the whip and acts like his editor if he gets lazy and forgets to write. An excerpt: “We finally introduce the guys. What’s always surprising to me is how many of these guys I literally can’t remember even though they’ve been annoying me for weeks at a time. Brandon? He apparently stole Drew’s haircut (and hair gel) and Zak looked so orange I thought he might have jaundice. ”
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Uncle Mikey in Disney World
Politico‘s Playbook takes a particularly zen outlook today as Mike Allen takes us to Lake Buena Vista. “We’re feeding the mouse,” he jokes. Which is actually kind of funny since the building his home office in Rosslyn has a mice problem that they haven’t seemed to be able to get a handle on since last year. Anyhow, nephew Evan is doing wonderfully — Mike says he played his best game ever yesterday in some championship lacrosse tourney. “…Maybe it’s because we’ve spent the week in the cotton-candy capital of the world that we’re more appreciative than ever of meaty journalism that hits pause on the dizzying news merry-go-round: If you run the country or the world, what should you be reading?” He goes on to list a bunch of things that have nothing to do with Anthony Weiner, sexting, Huma or Sydney Elaine Leathers naked butt. In fact, “Today’s Tabloids” don’t come until much further down the page near the Birthday Section, which comes last but certainly not least in This Town.