A Faux Nancy Pelosi Straight to Reporters' Inboxes

The following e-mail is making the rounds to reporters around town and was sent to us by a Friend of Fishbowl (FOF). High on: dripping, seething sarcasm Low on: Basic honesty (Really NRCC? A fake Nancy Pelosi e-mail?) From: Nancy Pelosi [mailto:info@nrccmail.org] Sent: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:27:15 -0500 Subject: Don't have a job? Don't worry. At bottom of e-mail: Paid for by the National Republican Congressional Committee and not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee. www.nrcc.org Dear Naive Republican, Many of you have been asking, "Where are the jobs?" But what you fail to realize is no one needs a job when the federal government takes care of you. A few years ago when Republicans were in control of Congress, we all needed a job, because the government was not trying to control all aspects of your personal and professional life. But don't worry! Democrats are in control now, and we are making everything better. Want to know how? We are creating a dependence on the government and we are succeeding - just look at how great things are one year after Democrats passed the ultra-successful stimulus bill. Now nearly 1 in 10 people don't have a job, but we're not concerned, why else would we have ignored them for over a year after we passed our successful stimulus bill. Read the rest after the jump... Our stimulus plan has been so successful that we are using taxpayer money to fly Democrats all around the country today to make sure people know just how successful we have been. We have even been able to schedule these meetings during the day since so many people have free time on their hands. Democrats continue to save this country through tax hikes and government bailouts. It worked during the Carter Administration and it is working better than ever now. Please forward this message to all of your unemployed friends and let them know how the Democratic Party is working for Americans. Sincerely, "Nancy Pelosi" P.S. This would be funny if it weren't so tragic. The truth is Democrats have failed America and are now in full damage control mode, attempting to spin the real problems that Americans face. Problems they have ignored or failed to solve. The time has come to retire the real Nancy Pelosi and take back America.

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A Faux Nancy Pelosi Straight to Reporters' Inboxes

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