Your New York Post Headline Of The Day: STD Joke Edition

Is this an oblique reference to the possible consequences of Eliot Spitzer‘s (alleged) penchant for unprotected sex with call girls? We laughed over our coffee when we read this, Posties, but you’re all a bunch of sick bastards. Sick bastards who love STD jokes. What can we say? We grew up on Beavis and Butthead and love it.