YouPorn Wants to Buy Charlie Sheen’s Mansion

According to TMZ, the porn company YouPorn has made a $4.5 million cash offer to buy Charlie Sheen’s mansion and turn it into a porn compound. Best. Idea. By a porn company. Ever.

YouPorn’s offer is about $3 million less than Sheen’s asking price. But, supposedly, the company would allow Sheen to hang out as much as he wants at the porn villa. Can the actor refuse? No word yet. He apparently hasn’t turned down the offer though.

Rival porn company Manwin bought out YouPorn just a few weeks ago–so they clearly have some cash to…er…blow.

Ok, we’re done here.