Why Washington D.C. Gossip Sucks

Washington gossip may have a new function, since it generally doesn’t delight and often achieves instant vanilla status. But over the weekend we endured a gossip item that could cure insomnia.

So put away the Ambien and the lavender eye pillow. We have a Politico CLICK item that we had to read three times because we couldn’t imagine how an item this boring could make a premier site like this. The story, which did give a nod to Labor Day, concerns a replica of an 11-panel mural in Maine that was transported to exciting Rockville, Md., and that’s about all you need to know.

Read here just before bed.