This is why Michelle Malkin is our favorite columnist in the world. Writing in the National Review, supposedly about yoga in public schools, she rants full-stop:
“Welcome to your new nanny-state nightmare. […] Why stop at yoga? Tantric chanting, here we come. And, hey, Kabbalah has done wonders for Madonna. Let’s add hypnotism and acupuncture classes while weâ€™re at it. Hot stone massages? Bonsai tree-clipping? No Relaxation Technique Left Behind! […] Bit by bit, the dumbed-down cult of mediocrity, secular extremism, and multicultural madness has infected American public education.”
Michelle, please don’t stop. We love you.