Why Michelle Malkin Is Awesome

This is why Michelle Malkin is our favorite columnist in the world. Writing in the National Review, supposedly about yoga in public schools, she rants full-stop:

“Welcome to your new nanny-state nightmare. […] Why stop at yoga? Tantric chanting, here we come. And, hey, Kabbalah has done wonders for Madonna. Let’s add hypnotism and acupuncture classes while we’re at it. Hot stone massages? Bonsai tree-clipping? No Relaxation Technique Left Behind! […] Bit by bit, the dumbed-down cult of mediocrity, secular extremism, and multicultural madness has infected American public education.”

Michelle, please don’t stop. We love you.