Whose Choice Words?

Tony Kornheiser‘s short “A Few Choice Words” column represents most of the work that the paper is able to wring from its marquee sports-writer. More often than not, though, the “choice words” seem to come in the front cover tease that mocks Tony. Today’s example from E1:

“Kornheiser thinks the NCAA title game could be boring. But when you consider what Monday nights are going to be like in the fall, it will sizzle.”