Where's the Beef? Whole Foods Has 4,000 Pounds of Meat Recalled for Mad Cow

Moo, damnit!

America is going healthy, which is why stores like Whole Foods Market are so popular these days. I shop there for most of my produce and dead animals (shout out to PETA), but some unfortunate news may cause loyal shoppers like me to reconsider those options for a while.

According to the Los Angeles Times, by way of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, there has been a massive two-ton beef recall over fears of possible contamination with substances that could lead to bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

That’s “Mad Cow,” which equals two more words: Crisis communications. 

Although no illnesses have been reported yet, when people hear “Mad Cow,” they get concerned and consider shopping at the dollar store.