What If The Hill Ignores You?

Hotline recently asked its readers “what you’ll do if you don’t make The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful list.”

Some of the better reader submissions:

  • drive to Orlando all night in a rage wearing a diaper

  • turn my sights to making whatever lame list Last Call! makes up

  • go on “Jeopardy!” and beat the crap out of the people on the list

  • sue the Kevin Madden Handsome Institute

  • request an earmark for plastic surgery

  • pay hooker and wife to tell me I’m No. 1