Weiner, Wang, Schlong, Rump, Rear and Other Last Names You Don’t Want in This Lifetime

WhitePages, a leading provider of contact information for people and businesses in the U.S., has compiled maybe the greatest thing ever since this Weiner mess began.

It’s called “Growing Up Weiner” and it’s an infographic that charts out all the d–k-like names in the U.S. that you don’t want but that some endure on a daily basis. No need to ask if Weinergate got their creative juices going — they did. See the breakdown of surnames such as Weiner, Schlong, Dick, Boner, Boehner, Pecker, Shaft….well, we think you get the idea. But they don’t stop there. They list others, aside from ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.), who have no business tweeting out their private parts. They include Willy Stroker, a news reporter, and Wang Dong, a soccer player, among others. They also show the breakdown of body part names such as head, chin, finger, back, belly and, no joke, rump, bottom and butt. God help them all.

Immature? Absolutely. But seriously commendable. Take a look and see the various charts below.