Weekly Dose Of WTF – Sausage Pork Beef, Snails & Boogers

Today we're introducing a new Social Times Hump Day feature - your Weekly Dose Of WTF?! Check out the top 5 WTF videos of the past week after the jump and prepare to be WTF-ified!

Happy Wednesday everyone! Today we’re introducing a new Social Times Hump Day feature – your Weekly Dose Of WTF?! Every Wednesday we’ll be bringing you the best WTF videos from the previous week – the videos that make you tilt your head to one site and ask, “What the heck was that?!” For our inaugural edition we’ve got a maddening food loop, a guy named Spike and his canine dancing partner, a weird looking snail, boogers and Sponge Bob. Prepare to be WTF-ified!

Spike Can Dance – NEW DOG BUSTER!!!

Who the heck is Spike, what the heck is he wearing and what the heck is he doing to that dog? On the SpikeCanDance YouTube page Spike writes, “I love to dance and do fitness. I can choreograph dances for any skill level. Contact me for my prices on choreographing any of your music videos or shows.” Spike, you are my new favorite YouTube personality. Love your choice of music and your sweet moves at 1:30. But gotta admit that the doggie kiss and subsequent gag at 1:00 was a little too much for me.

Check out Spike’s latest video below, followed by an interview he did back in September. There’s no way this is for real, right?

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Mark Sanchez wipes a booger on Mark Brunell

Did Mark Sanchez really just wipe a booger on Mark Brunell? WTF?!

What is that thing?!

Oh…it’s just a snail. (Note: Video title may be NSFW.)

Japanese Sponge Bob McDonald’s Commercial

Check out this Japanese McDonald’s commercial. WAHHAHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hope the networks don’t turn up the volume on the commercials in Japan. Spongeee Bobuu!