WATCH: Facebook Creeping Song

The title of this song and video just about says it all.

The title of this song and video just about says it all, but the creators of the “Facebook Creeping Song” also have a page on the social network dedicated to the tune.

The Facebook page related to the video includes the image you see to the right — we’ll let you draw your own conclusions about that.

In the mean time, the creators of the video have released the lyrics, which we include beneath the video embedded below, so you can follow along.

Luscious: Oh snap… here we come babaaa.. u ready Dizzy!?!
Dizzy: Yo yo! It’s your boy, Dizzy Dee, betta lock up those doors, we be facebook creepin’ baby!!
Luscious: Cugine Studios Productizzle!
Dizzy: Yo, yo, we be creepin all day and all night! Well, mostly at night cuz that’s when a lot of people are online, but anyway, it’s ya boi, Dizzy Dee, and the baddest creepa besides me, Luscious!!

Luscious: Watcha got Dizz!

(Verse 1)
I’m an internet blogger, A Facebook stalker
Let me meet your parents, Call me Gaylord Focker!

I’ve seen all ya pics, And your wall to wall discussions
Call me Plashenko, I’ll out drink you like a Russian

I’ve seen all your events
But I never get invited
But looking at your profile gets me tingly and excited

31 comments and I’m just gettin’ started
You can call me Timmy I’m special, not retarded!

(Chorus)
Kreepin’ ain’t easy baby, Won’t you be mine (won’t you be mine!)
Today I’ve only looked at your profile, 63 times!

I said I can’t live without your updates, Says it hurts me inside (hurts me inside!)
To see your status go idle, Shows me that you got a life

(Verse 2)
Now I’m getting kind of antsy
And a tingly in the pantsy cuz ya just gave my status thumbs up
But I’m a little bit disgusted that you actually trusted,
A guy that jizzed in a Subway cup

And I’m getting kinda crazy creepin’ on all these ladies
they don’t even know who I am,
But like I said before ,Like Nintendo 64
The controls are in my hands (She’s got no privacy!)

(Chorus)
Kreepin’ ain’t easy baby
Won’t you be mine (Won’t you be mine!)
Today I’ve only looked at your profile, 487 Times!

I said I can’t live without your updates
Says it hurts me inside (Hurts me inside!)
To see your status go idle, Shows me that you got a life

(Breakdown)
Dizzy D: Look man, I don’t think anybody out there
Is actually listening to what I just said!
So I’m gonna have my buddy Luscious break it down for you nice, and simple
Yo Luscious! Show em’ what you got!!!

(Verse 3)
I’m Luscious Luke, Pickin’ ladies like fruit!
But little do they know
I make fake events, Virtually look over ya fence
Facebook creepin’ is how I roll

Now me and Dizzy Dee, We be creepin’ MC’s
Best believe we be creepin’ on yous
Ya betta lock up ya doors, privacy controls
cuz we the best ever Facebook creepin’ crew! (Fother Mucker!)

(Chorus)
Kreepin’ ain’t easy baby
Won’t you be mine (Won’t you be mine!)
Today I’ve only looked at your profile, 3,095 Times!

I said I can’t live without your updates
Says it hurts me inside (Hurts me inside!)
To see your status go idle
shows me that you got a life!

Kreepin’ ain’t easy baby
Won’t you be mine (Won’t you be mine!)
Today I’ve only looked at your profile
I can’t even count how many times!

I said I can’t live without your updates
Says it hurts me inside (Hurts me inside!)
To see your status go idle
shows me that you got a life!

(Outro)
Dizzy:Check one, check one, yo man I can’t hear anything out of my left side. No seriously man all I hear is ringing what’s going on!?
Luscious: Relax, relax we just be creepin’ that’s all. Hey did you see Joko’s new profile pic?
Dizzy: Yeah man, that shizzle be tight, I just creeped on that about 5 minutes ago, did you see those pictures!?
Luscious: Hey, Mark Zuckerberg, Rest in Peace baby!
Dizzy: Dude he’s not dead though man, he’s not dead!!!